It’s so exciting lol
So I went with my dad to AT&T to buy my mom an iPhone 4S and while we’re in there some dude comes casually strolling in like:
And nobody pays attention to him because they’re all busy looking at phones and shit and helping out customers. Then out of nowhere the lady attending me and my dad is staring at him with this look on her face like: 
And then these two other ladies start yelling: “Omg I think he’s stealing the phone!!” and then everyone is like up on their feet and the lady who was attending us starts yelling SIR! EXCUSE ME SIRRR! HELLOOOOO!!! OMG SIRR!!…Like dude what the fuck is that going to do? 
He’s not gonna turn around and be like “Hi!” So the nigga runs out of the fucking store with a brand new iPhone, practically THROWS himself across Bird Road (which is an extremely busy street) and hops into a fucking get away car that was waiting for him on the other side of the road, like a mother fucking BOSS!:
And everyone in the store is just kind of like:
It was so legit lol…what people do for technological devices. Tsk tsk.
